Hooked on Seafood... Not on Catfish

Do you enjoy seafood? Personally, I love a perfectly cooked sea bass—tender, flavorful, and satisfying. Lately, I’ve even started to venture into the world of raw sushi. But here’s the thing: the scent and appearance must be right. If it looks or smells off? I’m politely (or not so politely) turning the other way.

The same goes for dating.

Have you ever had a bad batch of fish? Let’s be more specific—ever had a run-in with a catfish? And no, I don’t mean the whiskered swimmer. I’m talking about the dating-world version: someone presenting themselves as one thing online, only for you to meet them and realize... you’ve been played. In today’s world, April Fools’ Day doesn’t just happen once a year—it can happen every time you swipe right.

So, why put yourself through the stress, disappointment, and wasted time?

That’s where a professional matchmaker comes in.

As your matchmaker, I take the guesswork—and the guess who—out of dating. Every individual is thoroughly vetted before they're ever matched. This includes a one-on-one interview (either in-person or via video), a background scan and an honest conversation about dating goals and values.

For our Cincinnati-based clients, we go even further. Not only do we hand-select matches based on compatibility, but we also coordinate and host the first date. Yes—your matchmaker is right there to introduce you both in person. It’s safe, secure, and designed to give you peace of mind. No awkward blind-date moments. No catfishing. And definitely no April Fools.

Your personal information remains completely confidential throughout the process. After the first date, we follow up with both parties to gather honest feedback. If the interest is mutual, we’ll share contact information so you can continue your connection directly. If not, no hard feelings—we’ll handle the communication and line up your next potential match.

Dating should be exciting, not exhausting. So, whether you're a fan of sea bass, sushi, or just someone tired of dating apps—consider letting a matchmaker make your next connection. Real people. Real conversations. Real possibilities.